I am the author of the Wedding Plate Poem:
This plate is meant to be broken
by either of you,
When you are angry at the other.
But, there is only this one plate
and there are two of you.
So, if you always respect and
are kind to each other...
This plate could hold the cake
for your
Golden Wedding Anniversary!
Think of your faults the first part of the night when you are awake, and the faults of others the latter part of the night when you are asleep. ~Chinese Proverb
Most Moms should get a kick out of this...baking a cake with the kids around...
1. Preheat Oven, Get out bowl, spoons and ingredients, and Grease and Flour Pan.
2. Remove 5 crayons, 2 toy cars and One stuffed Bear from kitchen table.
3. Measure 1 Cup Flour.
4. Remove childrens hands from flour, wash flour off children.
5. Measure one more cup flour to replace flour on floor and table.
6. Put flour, baking powder and salt in a sifter.
7. Get dust pan to sweep up pieces of broken bowl children have knocked onto the floor.
8. Get another bowl, answer phone, return to table.
9. Get greased pan and a new bowl, remove crayon from pan.
10. Go look for quiet children.
11. Answer phone again.
12. Return to kitchen and take greased pan from child, who flees, knocking new bowl off of table.
13. Wash floor, table, walls, dishes and children.
14. Call local bakery.
See you tomorrow...
Our pup Brandon at 8 months. He is a constant source of amusement!
The Dog by Ogden Nash
The truth I do not stretch or shove, when I state that the dog is full of love. I’ve also found, by actual test, a wet dog is the lovingest.
Thought I would pass along a cute tongue twister...is it too early for that? Isn't the flower picture beautiful! Have a great day! See you tomorrow... Sandy
Betty Botter bought some butter. "But," she said, "the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter. And she put it
in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter!
By Anonymous
(Poetry Race and Betty Botter poem © 1999 by Meadowbrook Press)
Start of another week, a week in which to excel perhaps? You be the judge of that. A few quotes to inspire you...
Thomas Edison -
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Picasso
Everything you can imagine is real.
Albert Einstein
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
See you tomorrow... Sandy
how cute! he looks nearly identical to a puppy that my family had (very briefly) many years ago named luke...... read more
on Fun 4 Etsyians Daily 1.10.07